| Alfred Jarry from Exploits and Opinions 8:
  Definition An epiphenomenon is that which is superinduced upon a
  phenomenon. Pataphysics, whose etymological spelling should be
  έπι (μετà τà φυσικά)1
  and actual orthography ‘pataphysics, preceded by an apostrophe so
  as to avoid a simple pun, is the science of that which is
  superinduced upon metaphysics, whether within or beyond the latter’s
  limitations, extending
  as far beyond metaphysics as the latter extends beyond physics.2
  Ex: an epiphenomenon being often accidental, pataphysics will be, above all, the science of the particular,3
  despite the common opinion that the only science is that of general.4
  Pataphysics will examine the
  laws governing exceptions,5 and will explain the universe supplementary to this
  one;6 or, less ambitiously, will describe a universe which
  can be—and perhaps should be—envisaged in the place of the traditional one,
  since the laws that are supposed to have been discovered in the traditional
  universe are also
  correlations of exceptions, albeit more frequent ones, but in any case
  accidental data which, reduced to the status of unexceptional exceptions,
  possess no longer even the
  virtue of originality.8,9 DEFINITION. Pataphysics is the science of imaginary
  solutions10 which symbolically attributes the properties of
  objects, described by their virtuality, to their lineaments.11 The following is trivia and a distraction from the main
  propositions advanced above and the definition. Contemporary science is founded upon the principle of induction:
  most people have seen a certain phenomenon precede or follow some other
  phenomenon most often, and conclude therefrom that
  it will ever be thus. Apart from other considerations, this is true only in the majority of cases, depends upon the point of view, and
  is codified only for convenience12 - if that! Instead of
  formulating the law of the fall of a body toward a centre, how far more
  apposite would be the law of the ascension of a vacuum toward a periphery, a
  vacuum being considered a unit of non‑density, a hypothesis far less
  arbitrary than the choice of a concrete unit of positive density such
  as water?13 For even this body is a postulate and an average man’s point of
  view, and in order that its qualities, if not its nature, should remain
  fairly constant, it would be necessary to postulate that the height of human
  beings should remain more or less constant and mutually equivalent. Universal
  assent is already a quite miraculous and incomprehensible prejudice.14
  Why should anyone claim that the shape of a watch is round—a manifestly false
  proposition—since it appears in profile as a narrow rectangular construction,
  elliptic on three sides; and why the devil should one only have noticed its
  shape at the moment of looking at the time? —Perhaps
  under the pretext of utility. But a child who draws a watch as a circle will
  also draw a house as a square, as a façade, without any justification, of
  course; because, except perhaps in the country, he will rarely see an
  isolated building, and even in a street the façades have the appearance of
  very oblique trapezoids. We must, in fact, inevitably admit that the common herd
  (including small children and women) is too dim-witted to comprehend elliptic
  equations, and that its members are at one in a so‑called universal
  assent because they are capable of perceiving only those curves having a
  single focal point, since it is easier to coincide with one point rather than
  with two. These people communicate and achieve equilibrium by the outer edge
  of their bellies, tangentially. But even the common herd has learned that the
  real universe is composed of ellipses, and tradesmen keep their wine in
  barrels rather than cylinders. So that we may not abandon, through digression, our usual
  example of water, let us reflect, in this connection, upon the irreverence of
  the common herd whose instinct sums up the adepts of the science of
  pataphysics in the following phrase: | A brief commentary in Brogue By Prof. Dr
  (Hon) Turi Pataphyx 1.    Epi – meta
  – fusis,
  translated into brogue as ‘upon
  or above - with,
  across or after – nature.                         more
  …..       2.    In other words, limitless. With this
  phrase Jarry reveals his private basic intent,
  namely the elimination of imposed (by others) boundaries or limitations. 3.    For ‘the science of the particular’ read:
  science of singularity, i.e., of the (dynamic) monad (Leibnitz). Jarry is taking the monist (indeed solipsist) position
  (to wit, the observation/experience of ‘sub specie momenti). 4.    i.e. of the dual (i.e., duality, dualism)
  extended to the poly/infinite (to wit, the observation/experience of ‘sub
  specie aeternitatis’). 5.    In other words, the
  laws/rules/constraints regulating singularities, monads, quanta and so on. 6.    ‘The universe supplementary to this one’
  means an alternative fantasy (or imaginary solution). In Jarry’s
  monist (i.er. solipsist) world only alternatives, hence equivalents emerge.
  The notion of difference (or opposite, as in dualism, e.g.
  Sanskrit dvaita), hence of non-equivalence, belongs
  to the dualist (or polyist) Weltanschauung of the metaphysicist’. 7.    ‘are all
  correlations of exceptions’. The laws are derived from, hence fantasised as
  statistical probabilities that are deemed useful for all but one. 8.    ‘the virtue of
  originality’. With this phrase Jarry reveals a
  further parameter of his private intent, namely the drive to authenticity. In
  his (correct) view only the singularity (i.e., the
  particular, the individual, i.e., the idiot ((in its original meaning)),
  for instance the artist who would be avant-garde, is authentic (no matter how
  absurd and attention grabbing his output). Such authenticity is achieved via
  the elimination of the given rules or constraints, therefore by recovery of
  the freedom of the solipsist. 9.    Jarry rightly claims the primacy and
  superiority of his world (as fantasy, albeit an absurd one) over the world at
  large (as collective fantasy). As rebellious truculent teenager with
  infantile proclivities who doesn’t give a merde
  (i.e. shit) he argues for autocracy (or monarchy or
  egoism) against democracy. Sadly he appears to have
  equated fantasy (i.e. the imaginary solution) with the absurd. He never does
  mature and goes on to write sophisticated crude and scatological nonsense
  fiction and drink and drug himself to death at 34. However, his correct
  (because physically = naturally the sine qua non) assessment is that ‘when
  push comes to shove’ ‘the buck stops with you.’ (i.e., with the individual or
  particular). 10.    The notion (as fantasy) of imaginary
  solutions was much debated in ancient India. The interplay of private
  imaginary solutions was there named ‘The Dance of Shiva’, elsewhere called
  ‘The Lila of Maya’ and which translates into brogue as ‘The play of
  Illusion.’ 11.    Translation: Pataphysics is the science
  of fantasy solutions which attribute the imagined effects of fantasies,
  described by their imagined identifiers, to their apparent outputs. Or, Pataphysics is the science of fantasy describing (and
  so anticipating (my insert) an imaginary world (and which may or may not be
  rendered realistic, i.e., sold as a fact.). The Greek fantasist Plato, a true
  pataphysicist, invented such a fantasy, namely the
  fiction of the psyche (elsewhere renamed the ‘soul’) and which was later
  incorporated by St Paul, another fantasist, into the grand fantasy-as-hoax
  called Christianity and which has bamboozled billions of hapless humans ever
  since. 12.    Expedience, usefulness. 13.    The foregoing and that which follows is a
  deliberate distraction designed to render his propositions occult. 14.    Prejudicial to the individual who, as
  singularity among singularities, indeed as (dynamic) predator amongst
  predators, must live by his/her own rule. In summary. Jarry
  defines pataphysics as the science of private fantasies. He, and his immediate
  followers, appear to have (wrongly) equated fantasy with the absurd and
  failed to appreciate immense creative potential of imagination as such.
  Fantasy (as anticipatory virtual reality), as anyone can observe a thousand
  times a day, is the sine qua non survival mode of the individual and who, as
  singularity (or biological quantum) must achieve authenticity (own truth) and
  thereby make a unique mark that qualifies that authenticity. To achieve this
  goal (i.e., self-truth by virtue of self-completion) he or she must live by
  his/her own (i.e. eigen) rule, thereby perfectly iterating the single basic
  procedure that emerges all cognizable quanta. Achieving authenticity was the
  overriding goal of Chan monks in middle era Chinese Buddhism as it is today
  of most half-way competent Life Coaches. What Alfred Jarry
  basically said was: ‘Live your own dream and be damned!’ |